Really? The standard for “doing pretty well” is now the ability to keep your extremely low-margin restaurant open? Why do I have the feeling you’re commenting somewhere else about struggling ethnic restaurant owners?

She’s being treated differently than Jared Kushner? I’m not sure that’s true.

He looks a lot like Kolten Wong in his prime, IMO

So if I say “I voted for the economy” there’s no way that can reasonably be interpreted as “I voted to improve my own economic situation?”

“So she’s still gonna go with that huh? Nevermind that the economy was better than it’s been in decades, but go off dumbass.”

They’ve had a tough time bringing in fans ever since the Black Sox scandal in 1919.

50/50 shot of getting on TV?

“Not vertically symmetrical!”

She brings in viewers, clicks and ratings. It really is that simple.

As opposed as to helping the hungry for a tax break.

This will provide a nice temporary feeling of hope for about 5 minutes until I move on to the WaPo to read about Russia hearings.

“Years ago the Onion published an article about how JK Rowling was a satanist, that included a “quote” from her saying the HP books were intended to recruit more children to “suck the greasy cock of the dark lord.” It made the rounds in the Christian community for decades — there are probably still people who…

Decades? Lighten up on the drugs, HP isn’t that old.

“seem”

Why does this shit always seem to happen at Christian universities?

No need to make one up, that’s just Leviticus

I’m curious: If you go on a tour at Baylor, does the tour guide mention that they aren’t responsible for the safety of students from other students?

Watch me whip, whip

Or NHL All-Star Game MVP John Scott

Remember folks.