Not as good as Vagina Coast Guard

You would think “KILL IT WITH FIRE” would be a good idea to serious homophobes, but even then they’re morons.

Nailed it

Hey man, my jokes don’t stick to the rules of time, space or quality.

I mean if you’re going to ruin the make out session like that, you should have gone with Zodiac

They’re not weary of anything - they maintain the status quo because the boards are run by people who make enormous salaries themselves at other companies. This is all a big circlejerk.

If you hadn’t bought the pleated khakis, you wouldn’t have to iron out the “don’t believe you”

“Yes, it measures mass.

Two Teslas? What is that, like 400 lbs., max?

Smallest sized teams of the four major sports combined with probably the highest potential for one player to take control on his/her own.

You’re asking the wrong people, Lifehacker doesn’t produce anything of substance on their own, nor do they vet it before re-posting.

Seems difficult to hang things in opposition to gravity, but what do I know, I’m just a doctor...

Are there any insect benefits from having these majestic birds around? Particularly in the sense that this would hang just outside my balcony.

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nailed it

Yeah, but what is all of this compared to the benefit of a free sports management degree?

How did you completely resist reading any of this before commenting?

Remember how the calendar skipped 2005?

This could have used a lot more inspiration. This is reddit quality...

Fuck you.