its mental relief from the shitshow the world is daily. 

I am gathering that I MUST finally watch this dumpster fire.  It sounds so delicious!  

Yaaasss!!!! I am here for the messiness. Question, would you rather: go to therapy with Jax, listen to Scheana’s “singing,” or have an intellectual discussion with Racquel?

I recently went to TomTom while visiting LA for work (not even the slightest bit ashamed)- my server was around 13 but sweet, the food was okay and LISA VANDERPUMP was there and spoke to me and was GORGEOUS and super nice. That’s all. Also, Ken was there with Giggy in a tracksuit (who dined on the table FROM THE…

thank gawd this is back.

Shamelessness is not nor will ever be a superpower. It is the mark of a villain. Kidnapping children is not what great nations do. Almost half of America at this moment believes there is a sinister deep state diabolically plotting to… what? Give them healthcare?

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

hadn’t secured permission to sample a song belonging to Tracy Chapman, the Barbz began DMing the “Fast Car”songwriter..

Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.  

She looks like Elizabeth Warren if Elizabeth Warren got a Mommy Makeover on the back half of a Very Special Valentine’s Day Episode of the Dr. Phil show in 2004.

Welp, it’s possible to be racist against blonde white women. I am ready to march, friends. This macro aggresion will not stand.

As someone else said, I have more iron in my blood than Warren has “Native,” so I’m more Battleship than she is Cherokee.

Yes! I noticed the Kim Cattrall resemblance too! Way back when she first appeared in the media.

He’s never going to pay, but everyone with a functioning brain cell already knew that, regardless of the outcome of the test.

Yeah. Didn’t a Koch brother blow half a million on fake Thomas Jefferson wine?

She posted that photo at a “charity” golf tournament for the families of “special forces operators.” I’m the family member of a special operator. He would think that scribbling out the logo on your rich-bitch golf cleats is stupid and childish. And he’s not even a pro-Kaep person. His opinions on kneeling NFL players…

Mary Bono needs to STFU

Simone’s response was perfect. I admire her even more now.