Scientologist are allowed to lie about being members, so this is par the course for these fuckers. 

Ooo look we found the one that is attracted to teenagers

There’s something wrong with people who don’t like traditional stuffing. If you make it right, it’s a savory bread pudding and makes a much better gravy-absorber than your boring potatoes. And it’s so simple that if you don’t make it right, you probably shouldn’t be trying to cook on Thanksgiving anyhow.

The main problem with the No Gifts Please stance is that plenty of people tend to ignore it, especially older generations.

This is too bad. The lawyers for the board interviewed me in late August. I gave them names of witnesses etc. Did they not take what I had to say seriously? Junot Diaz is a very troubled person and should not be in any gatekeeping role that puts him in contact with young women writers of color. What a travesty.

The best response I’ve ever read to “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine!” is “No, you didn’t. You think it is okay to hit little kids.”

Alfie Kohn has convinced me that praise and punishments (corporal or not) really are mostly bullshit, which was radical to me when I first started in education and child development but now seems totally intuitive.

My open-heart surgery is officially scheduled for December 11, barring me coming down with the flu or something. So yeah. NOW I’m scared.

Better than my SIL who has a concealed carry, and has said out loud she carries it because she might have to “confront with someone with road rage (hint, it will more than likely be her with the rage).

If you’re going to punch a stranger because of a parking spot, you’ve got more issue than yoga can fix.

The stars, they’re just like us! Except moreso.

I agree with all of this except the “very funny” part. The Baldwin impression of Trump reminds me of Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin in that both impressions are dull as f*ck because they lack even a smidge of insight or even commentary of any kind and instead rely exclusively on mannerism.

Oh, Fran.

Didnt he hold up a flight because he wouldnt stop playing facebook scrabble?

I disagree, Trump doesnt have the courage to actually perpetuate violence on another. He’s more into spouting vitriol and encouraging others to commit acts of savagery.

Do non-tangible things count? I spent $2000 or so on the kayak trip of my dreams in Gwaii Hanaas National Park. I’d had a miscarriage, so I decided to take a 10 day remote trip that I definitely couldn’t have done if I’d become a parent. It was pretty awesome and I was a much better paddler by the end of it. Plus it…

Thank you for choosing my story, Maria :D. But when it comes to the topic at hand, I am a cheap ass, basic bitch. Good luck all of you tale-tellers. May your extravagances give you joy and recognition!

Abdication would never happen. The last one rocked the monarchy and its repercussions went on to be felt for many years post event. It’s without a doubt in my mind that Charles will take the throne if/when his time comes. Of the two options, Charles becoming King is the least damaging. Abdication = more conversations…

If that quivering mound of recessive genes and received pronunciation doesn't scream Divine Right, then I don't know what does.

After dating a bunch of broke, nice but not hot dudes, I am willing to step up, take one for the team, and date Brad Pitt.