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“But then, she goes and gets a JD from the West Los Angeles School of Law, a law school that is not accredited by the ABA.”

well then you of all people should know better!!!!!!!!! let people enjoy the celebrity news trash what they want to enjoy without shitting all over what may be the only thoughtless reprieve from their shitty jobs!!!

I am not a medical doctor but, judging from how long the media has been covering this story, Kylie should be about 28 months pregnant by now. So, shouldn’t it be more obvious? Or in pre-school?

Come on Sandoval....we all know that you’re team bros before hos. This is just damage control to placate Ariana.

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

My parents generation (baby boomers) had some terrible trouble with kids. One couple had a child who committed suicide in his 30s and their other child has had several strokes and now on permanent disability in her 3os. Another couple lost their son to a home invasion robbery in the 1970s, their second son is MIA due…

If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

“IF STARBUCKS DOESN’T RENAME THEIR HOLIDAY DRINK ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THEIR LARGEST SIZE ‘MERRY’ AND AND A SHOT OF EXPRESSO ‘CHRIST’ SO THAT I CAN ORDER A MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH EXTRA CHRIST THEN I WILL DESTROY MY LOCAL, STATE, AND NATIONAL ELECTION BALLOTS FOR THE NEXT TWO DECADES!”

This is the only thing I want to see from Starbucks

Stop bringing trolls out of the grey.

Hi Whitney,

White to the point of appearing translucent and gives you an orgasm? Honey, you’re English. That’s just your hand.

I had 2 abortions in 10 years, thanks to planned parenthood. And for the first time ever I won’t follow that up with my reasons as to why I had them. I needed them, desperately and I was shown respect, phenomenal emotional and physical support from the staff. I was able to leave with my dignity and my life, sadly that…

Uggs are warm and comfortable, and there’s nothing wrong with wanting your feet to be warm and comfortable.

Well, he wouldn’t have been a midwestern artist, he would have been a southern artist. But I think the whole tone of the movie would have been different. And maybe less sad when he died.

Ugh, I know what you mean. I heard someone say that kids born in 2000 are heading to college next year and I was just...flabbergasted. How am I, at 43, both young and old at the same time. I feel like Schroedinger’s crone—both young and old until I look in the mirror.

If you are the type of person who considers Taylor Swift a bad bitch, then I guess you also think sour cream is spicy.

Cant believe prince harry is marrying an eighty year old british detective lady … ohhh miss Markle, never mind.