cereal-monogamist
Cereal Monogamist
cereal-monogamist

If you’ve been considering purchasing a house in Fall River, Massachusetts, home to several lovely ponds and the site of two gruesome 19th century murders, there’s a fourteen-room Queen Anne Victorian currently on sale for a mere $799,000 you should probably reconsider.

I use a wheelchair. Should I never go out in public or do anything admirable lest people want to be like me? Should people follow me everywhere I go informing me that my legs don’t work and that’s not okay? After all, I’m not healthy, and as we all know, health is obviously a moral issue and not a personal issue

“I quit smoking after 20 years finally. I have known alcoholics.”

I want this one but I’m pretty sure someone would key my car.

Lol. Actual people don’t even have bodily autonomy rights and they want to give them to these fucking elephants. This is some White people shit right here.

I just dont see the need for abortion, its common knowledge that that the female body has ways to shut down pregnancy from happening if they dont want pregnancy.

I know people who specifically went into the field of PR for the freebies they could resell, and the tickets to events they’d never otherwise be invited to.

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

OMG YOUNIQUE. I have a person on my instagram that sells this stuff, and like she is NOT good at makeup. If you can’t take a good makeup pic, then don’t! Just fucking take a cute set up photo of the product itself. It makes me irrationally mad whenever hers pop up because the photos are just so terrible.

The only LuLaRoester I know is a Navy wife, and now that you’ve pointed it out, she didn’t start “her business” until she moved to Norfolk.

Miranda, who is Puerto Rican-American

Can I just say, then, in that case, you need to listen to Hamilton STAT. What are you waiting for?

Dear Guardians of the Nutsack,

Thank you for this important public information service. I can now remove “fancy ceramic pie baker” from my xmas list and be happy with my Pyrex one. One less thing to want is good.

Lularoe and other direct sales marketing operations are rampant in the military spouse community. Makes it hard to make new friends when really it’s just people trying to sell or rope you in to sell. BUT those prints are so hideous. When did tights become pants? I’m obviously an old.

Dude. A highly desirable product? Most women do not want to leave the house dressed like 4-year olds. Pipe down with this assessment of your fugly-ass, rip-apart-at-the-first-wear clothing.

seriously - after the creepy motel book, I’m amazed anyone would describe Talese’s attitude toward anything as “surprisingly” disturbing. It would have been surprising if he’d been angry, disgusted, or even disappointed. This is just Gay being the amoral asshole he is, and having no qualms about sharing it. I kind of

Put it this way- Boucher broke half a dozen ribs on a sitting US Senator and had bail set at a lower amount ($7500) than most people would probably get for public intoxication.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

I wasn’t on the I Hate Ansel Elgort train before, but I was on a plane last week that played Fault in Our Stars (I could not escape!) and now I’m the engineer, ticket-taker and brakeperson. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’d be happy a kid died of cancer, but that’s the magic of Ansel Elgort, I guess.