Most people are also dumbass twats so I’ve been in for a long ride since birth, I’m used to it.

I went to college with Brett Favre’s daughter. I’m sure you’ll be shocked to hear she was a snotty white trash princess who dropped out when she got knocked up.

on or about her wedding day, if memory serves.

What happened to his face?! He didn’t used to look like that, did he? He’s starting to resemble an Orange County Real Housewife.

Okay, see, this is important, I think. Thank you for bringing this up. A big part of NASA’s job is to educate, and as we see in this article/thread, there are a lot of dummies that have no connection whatsoever to indigenous cultural traditions around the eclipse. I feel like there’s gotta be a way for NASA to educate…

Cateau Mormont

Confederate monuments: the original participation trophies.

My wife and I got into the Vows column some ten years ago. Got a picture and multiple paragraphs We were pretty proud considering we didn’t go to notable schools and our parents didn’t have big deal jobs. We even got mentioned on Howard Stern since we mentioned our mutual love for the show in our story. Gothamist also…

This is my wish for the entire klan of them. That they become pariahs, relegated to doing ribbon cuttings for new walmarts in rural Alabama.

Every time someone calls this shit out for it’s unending stupidity, vapidness and utter lack of empathy or compassion— I feel an enormous sense of pride in the Jez commentariat.

Also, this.

Sonja is already texting him “im so sry im here if u want to talk... ;)“

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

“Why are you taking a taxi for so short a distance? What’s wrong with you?”

Does Miller really think being part of a used to be funny sitcom on HBO and doing voice work for the Emoji movie makes him a member of the Algonquin Round Table? That everyone is waiting for his next bon mot?

Mine was dramatic, but that’s because I asked them to change the music to classical and the song that played was Ride of the Valkyries.

Ohhh Newport. What a great trip. SO MANY BURGERS CONSUMED. So much beach and volleyball and beer and DAMNIT I WANNA GO BACK

I’m just sneaking for an invite to your next trip to Newport, lol. Rhode Island is incredibly underrated.

Sadly, probably. Also Next step: banning all med students at any institution who are on federal student loans from being allowed to receive abortion training.