Reading this made me think of a friend of mine from high school and college. She was pregnant with twin girls, she found out that she had cancer while she was pregnant. She ultimately died at 26 and it was a story that garnered a certain amount of national and international publicity and I kept reading all of these…

I miss you, Tim Himmelheber. You’ve been dead almost 35 years, but I’ve never forgotten you, and I never will. You helped me for the joy of it, and I always remember.

Includes: Plan B pill, antibiotics, and a $5 gift certificate for Dunkin Donuts.

I would be WRECKED. I can’t imagine dealing with the grief and loss and doing the emotional work that would be necessary to be OK after losing one of my dogs just to have her stupid ass show up 9 months later all “O HAI AM DOG BEEN ON VACAY LOL YOLO!”

Kris’ name is Kristen! Why did this never occur to me??

Back in the Dark Ages (1969), my mom got her dream job just before college graduation as a flight attendant for Delta Airlines. Travel the world! Be glamorous! Avoid the wandering hands of lecherous businessmen!

Jennifer Garner used her best baby-talk voice to scold Lindsey about how she should use Capital One miles when she flies to see Ben.

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

Store brand Ryan Reynolds.

He looks like Benedict Cumberbatch mated with a fruit bat.

I’m drinking a beautiful (ahem bottle of) Rosé. I recently started a job at a fancy schmancy winery and get free/discounted wine by the buttload, so I’ve been quite content in my new perks. Even if it’s part time....which also works because YAY I started my own business!

I am now being PAID...PAAAAIIID to make art and…

Dear Jane,

One of the very few things I like about HuffPo is their politics snarkfest roundup, which every now and then “congratulates” Kushner on some ridiculous new job title. The most recent was “Congratulations to Palestinian Authority President Jared Kushner,” on account of his farcical peace-brokering trip, a task for…

Someone get Bella Thorne an IV with a bag of lactated Ringer’s, because she’s THIRSTY.

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

SOMEONE PLEAAAASSEEEEEE REPORT ON FALLIBILITY ELECTRONIC VOTING. So Ossoff was up +7 a week ago and we’re just going to go straight to infighting about Bernie and Hillary. Productive.

I went to a Celebrity Jeopardy taping here in DC a few years ago where Chris Matthews was one of the contestants. The clue for final jeopardy was “It was discovered in 1930, and in 2006 was downgraded to ‘dwarf’ “ and I shit you not, Matthews wrote, in all seriousness, “what is a midgit?” MIDGIT. like, I realize the…