cereal-monogamist
Cereal Monogamist
cereal-monogamist

“Whoa. Katy Perry and Taylor Swift made up? Guys, I have to rethink a few things....”

It’s like the anti-pro-ana mantra. Nothing feels as good as chocolate ice cream tastes...nothing feels as good as chocolate ice cream tastes....nothing feels as good as chocolate ice cream tastes. Pry the spoon from my cold, dead hands!

I think she forgot meal 8

This is too true. We started out with ridiculous ideas (ok just me) and then as we discussed things like - well Blue is blue, also four letters and we know four is Beyonce and Jay-Z’s power number, and blue is a primary color and the other ones are green and red... green and red synonyms... jade and.... pink... AHA!

If you need help and do not know where to start please please please DM me on twitter @buspasstrollop

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your

Katie Holmes is going to Harvard.

My local one is mainly just me complaining about people not picking up their dogs’ shit.

My grandmother died a week ago. It’s the busy time for my business and I’m sore from running around. Trump fucks up life, and remains a sentient ball of fecal matter. Another attack in London. Had fight with a guy on Facebook last night about All-Female Wonder Woman screenings that I knew was a waste from the

So... I did something today.

Whenever I have cake or cupcakes, I scrape off all the frosting. Frosting is wrong and bad.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

Griffin isn’t exactly optimistic about what this whole debacle will do to her career.

I doubt you would have time to drink that much of it. They’d probably just sit at the table and stare awkwardly at you and your date until the food arrived. Then you’d realize that at some point between the first and second course they both had drifted away. You’d look up and there’d be two empty chairs and Joaquin

So this reminded me of a funny story. First time I heard the word, I think I was probably like 5 or so. My parents took us to a baseball game and we had my great grandpa along with us, he’s in his 80s, we’re all lilly white Scandinavian descendants. We ended up sitting up on the top deck in right field in a group with

Yes. You are a bad person.

We eloped last weekend and I cried for about two hours when we talked about changing my name. I did it so I can share with my husband and child but I didn’t realize how hard it would be for me. We both have similar last names so hyphenated wouldn’t make sense. I haven’t changed any of my stuff at work or anything so I

Well I’ve certainly had a lot of time to consider! Ha. I was REALLY opposed when we first got married. The opposite of your friends - I’d have never considering changing it.

This may sound decidedly unromantic but my last name is fairly ungainly. I have always thought that my decision would center around who had the most aesthetically pleasing surname. Does this make me a bad person?

She thinks SHE’S a Hamptons pioneer? Ha! (My Hamptons heroine)