kicked Disick to the curb (where he summers, winters, springs, and falls)

This woman is the worst. And I can’t take the Manhattan girl fake-transatlantic accent. The one Ivanka Trump has.

If I had a dollar for how many times I’ve cried that Hubz isn’t taking a good enough shot of my ass to display on Instagram I’d have like... 6 bucks.

Not holding my breath.

Reading her quote there did make me feel a swelling of pride at being nearly 1 year sober (2 weeks to go, suckaaas!)

This stupid show has been on for six years? I’ve never even heard of it.

Precious had one of the top consultants (Lisa Taback) running its Oscar campaign, Oprah as a producer and distributor Lionsgate backing its play. It’s not like there was no money to pay for plane tickets. It’s just become customary to expect performers to provide all this uncompensated labor. “Do it for the exposure”…

What did she do, exactly? I have seen no evidence of her doing anything untoward. She didn’t campaign for the Oscar she won, she spoke out about unfair treatment, unequal pay—you know, the things women, especially Black women, are supposed to just accept. Maybe it isn’t smart and it certainly isn’t “playing the game,”…

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

I’ve been clothing-optional camping, and while it’s lovely to be able to stroll around topless, I am not sitting on buggy rocks and stumps with my bare cooter, tyvm.

He(?) looks like PK from RHOBH

Yes, Abstinence Annie has three fucking kids by two different men, and two out of wed-lock. All while accepting shitloads of money to run around preaching abstinence to teenagers. She probably fucked right after she cashed each check.

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.

Someone perfectly described Richardson’s style over the weekend as “every photo he takes looks like someone’s last known photograph.”

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

Orrrrr... fyre hidrant?

That’s just decor for people that have “service” pets that have to accompany them for comfort ever since Brandon broke up with them.

I have the barbell. You’ve got to warm it pre-use but otherwise it’s really helpful. Dishwasher safe, easy to keep clean.