Get good sleep, eat more fiber and green stuff, move around, jettison assholes in your life and have a hobby. That’s my advice, now someone give me a gabillion dollars for my wisdom.

“on one issue”

If your respect of a person’s gender identity is predicated on them being sufficiently liberal or woke, then you don’t “fully support” the community. Call her out of touch, egotistical, selfish, idiotic, condescending, misogynist, or even a quisling, burn if you call her a man, you’re saying that trans identities are…

Caitlyn is tragic and needs to be voted off the island. Or sent to wherever Kellyann Conway is currently perched inappropriately on a couch.

Here’s the deal: yes, I did vote for Trump

How lovely of him to be so frank and forthright. It takes a lot to say ‘I had some blind spots — or perceptual filters — and I needed help’. If one can ascertain this at a young age, how well it will serve him personally and politically. That there may be other ways of seeing and it takes nothing away from me to…

I know a few people who used them to quit, but then stayed on them at a very low concentration. It annoys me that they didn’t finish the job, but they could be doing a lot worse, all things considered. Your dad doesn’t even have to be fully successful, he just has to reduce his overall level of exposure to have a…

Twitter wins:

I always want to comment that I can see what you did there, lady. So can everyone else!! I particularly love when someone only does it to their face but no one else’s, so it looks even worse but they think it doesn’t because they posted it.

Wax Britney is the name of Jeff Goldblum’s next kid.

Is there a number between zero and another zero? Then that’s the chance Ivanka will speak up.

Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…

I wish I was surprised that one of the first comments on a FGM article was about the damage done to penises, but I’m not.

I’m pretty much happy anytime anyone remembers Strong Bad and Homestar.

You bring up a great point...if we deploy cans of Pepsi to Syria disaster can be averted.

I’m still a huge princess girl and I run my own small business and volunteer with children. They’ve always been a source of stregnth for me and a lot of the kids I interact with

I don’t want kids. But I do love kids. Love being an auntie and godmother and suito auntie to all my friend’s kids. I babysat a ton. My mom came to terms with me not wanting kids years ago, shockingly well. (Although last week, when I went on a date with man who had kids, her eyes lit up with so much excitement…

My default is to look them dead in the eye and say I hate the sound of a baby’s laughter. Shuts people up every time.

I am a mom, I really like being a mom. It is TOTALLY OKAY for anyone, and you specifically, not to be a mom.

I wish a some of my friends and family would want me to know it’s totally okay not to be a mom. I could do without their sad sighs. I’m okay, stop being sad because for the 10 millionth time: I DON’T WANT TO BE A MOM.