She is truly an awful human being and I do not understand how anyone thinks she’s something to aspire to. She may be a worse human being than Bethenny Frankel, and I didn’t think that was humanly possible.

She’s a bag of garbage, and not in the fun quirky southern gothic way.

Well at least these white essay-writers are LEAVING you. They are COMING to Texas, and now we have to deal with them and their attitude that Austin/Houston/wherever is basically like their safety-school.

yeah probably more than once.

Hooked up with one of the male waitstaff, I would imagine. Then a long weekend of religious couples counselling/conversion therapy. It works for him and will work for everyone else, dammit.

Yeah, I find the tidbit about not going to events where alcohol is served without her the weirdest part. Like, not even just “don’t drink without me” but “don’t be around alcohol at all without me.” That is the least normal thing here. What the hell did Pence do the last time he got drunk without Mother there?

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Does anyone else read this to the tune of “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?”

My sister gave me a sample tube and I used it for the first time over the weekend - when I first put it on I was like “this doesn’t even look like I put anything on my face” (not a positive!) but when I looked in the mirror later I was like WOAH WHAT - it somehow EVOLVED from pretty much NO coverage whatsoever to a…

My sister gave me a sample tube and I used it for the first time over the weekend - when I first put it on I was…

I’ve been using Supergoop (I really don’t like the name)- but it’s been solid for a year now (for me). My skin is pretty dry and I have some occasional facial spots of psorasis. I always use bronzer as well, and it spreads well on top of it.

I’ve been using Supergoop (I really don’t like the name)- but it’s been solid for a year now (for me). My skin is…

Aaron Sorkin is genuinely the worst kind of liberal; he is so insistent that both he, and his fellow travelers, are neutral and color-blind that he repeatedly marginalizes women and minorities in an attempt to keep pretending that he’s the good guy and it’s those other guys that are the bad ones. Because if you keep…

I think I’ll have “I touch myself” by the Divinyls at mine. Now that’s a healthy relationship.

I want Closer by Nine Inch Nails at my wedding.

Soul sister!

***I loved her attitude about serving whatever she cooked, even if it turned out badly, and never admitting or explaining that anything was amiss.

Sorry, but vintage videos of Julia Child doing her thing are still the best. Between her “surprised owl” voice, her infectious enthusiasm and her willingness to admit that even the best-planned dishes can get f’ed up, she’s still the best.

Right? It’s funny on any level. lol

I lerve Brit but those teacup dogs are an abomination. They breed smaller to smaller pups and the pregnancies are full of danger. The micro pups are so small that they anatomically cannot give birth so have tiny little C-sections. On top of that the offspring often have more congenital defects resulting in lifetime…