Ugh. Diet “Empowerment” books shouldn’t be written for children and you can’t tell me it’s anything but, coming from that woman.

Yea, because Tracy Anderson brand of “fitness” and only eating baby food is GREAT for teens! It’s not like they are already predisposed to feel bad about their bodies or anything. I can’t stand her!

It highlights that women are told to get off the internet and get over it when Mr. “I can’t even turn off auto play on my social media my seizures are so serious” Eichenwald is taken seriously. The fact that you think no damage occurs from multitudes of rape and death threats is bullshit.

That right there is a good partnership. Taxi service for a drunk spouse is one of the things that makes for good morning after conversation.

Like the original he-who-shall-not-be-named, I doubt Georgie will be bound by trifles like baptismal names.

I love those!

You can get usually get Katjes at World Market and I love them-but if you like those, you’ll love the sour fruit juice berries. A friend assures me that you can get them in almost any drug store, so keep an eye out!

Love love love them. Have you tried Efruti Sour fruit juice berries? Also excellent, but you have to get them from Canada.

People have come around to the idea that drug addicts should not be treated like criminals and they should be compassionately treated and helped now that so many white people are addicted to opiates. In the 80s and 90s, though, when the face of crack addiction was Black, there was no tolerance for that shit. They were…

You have proper ethics in gummy bear journalism. and proper taste. s’ghetti at the top. pshaw.

Having lived in Germany, the Haribo capital of the galaxy, I can confirm the list Awl put out is shit. Süsse Mäuse are the literal worst and don’t belong on any Top List, except maybe for Top 25 Reasons Why The Candy God Has Forsaken Us.

Yaaaassss, peaches up top, WHERE THEY BELONG!

It may be common knowledge at this point, but just in case: the sugar free gummies are the devil and WILL give you the shits. This has been a PSA.

THANK YOU for rating Happy Cola so high. I thought I was the only one who bought this (and when I worked at REI, I really was the only person who bought them). So lemony and yet spicy . . . mmmmmmmm

Okay seriously, Anna, you need to try Black Forest Sour Gummies. They are the pinnacle of all sour gummy fruits.

Ooooh, and speaking of weird/delicious European candies, you should rank Ritter Sport bars!! Good excuse to buy all of the different kinds and have a sampling party.

What I find weird is that pain in the “check engine light” of your body. It means something is wrong. Not that everyone doesn’t know what their pain is, but I’ve always found it curious that those who don’t would want to turn off that light and keep driving the car as if everything is normal. Pain is an…

Regular gold bears are number SEVEN?! For SHAME. Regular gold bears are, and always have been, fantastic and deserve to at least be in the top 3.

I’m down with all of this except that regular gold bears should be #2 and everything else should move down a slot. I’ve never tried the juicy bears so I have to trust you on that one, otherwise I’d say gold bears are #1.

Anecdotal, but most of the patients I assess for opiate detox report they were prescribed opiates first, then became dependent and ended up moving to heroin because it is much cheaper. It is rare to get the folks who just decided one day that heroin would be fun.