At least the young, thin, flat-chested demo is getting plenty of flattering options. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE THIN GIRLS??

Preach

Hot off the presses! The girl two cubicles over just had Botox and is telling people she’s just drinking more water and getting more sleep.

We tried to be cognizant of that in my city. We have events for almost 12 hours straight: teach-in from 9-3, student-led (but everyone welcome) protest and march with a more political bent from 3-5, and then a rally/festival from 4:30-8. Women who are able to strike could come to any/all of these (or hey, just take a…

Oh, that’s rad. I enjoy current LaMorena.

This is fair! I was also quite young, and this moment, which I still regret, was a sharp reminder to think before speaking, particularly about others bodies. In this scenario, she admitted that she hadn’t really thought that far out. And maybe (hopefully!) like you, she has found that I was wrong, and/or that she is…

She is the “needs more vegan options” one star Yelp.com review personified.

See if they ask any dude who comes up with same tattoo placement anything like “Uh, do you plan to get old?” or “What if you get fat?”.

I have a tattoo in exactly that place. I’ve had one child and am pregnant with another. My tattoo is just fine, thanks. Maybe don’t confront people about what they feel like doing to their own bodies, eh? Maybe she can’t have children, maybe she’ll never want them, maybe she’s trans, maybe it’s none of your…

Cool! And thanks to you unmotivated/anti-Clinton protest voter fuckheads, this is all on you! =)

Also:

Statistically likely passwords for Mike Pence:

When I get in from a 12-hour nursing shift, all I want to see is Vanderpump Rules or some Housewives being assholes to each other. When I tell people this I always get this look that just screams, “Ugh, really?”

I may or may or may not have also bought elf costumes for my sister’s two dogs, my parents’ two dogs, and my niece...

I’ve never started a post here but I just really needed some support tonight. One of my cats died on Valentine’s Day morning. I was sleeping and I woke up because I heard an odd noise at 6:30 am. It turned out to be her moaning right before she died. I found her behind the curtains by the sliders, just laying on…

I just hit 50,000 words on the young adult novel that an editor at a major publishing house is very interested in reading. This is good news for obvious reasons. It is bad news because I now spend a great deal of time thinking to myself, “HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO MATTERS WILL ACTUALLY BE READING THIS.”

Hey y’all. I just turned 29, and heading into this new year I have realized something about myself- I don’t identify as straight any more.

Craft Thread!

Stop ungreying and arguing with trolls. That is all. Happy Saturday everyone.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*