I never found monogamy hard.

This woman is my hero.

And how dumb is it to engage one of the most creative writers in a generation in a war of WORDS? Rowling is going to win, every time. It’s not like trying to battle with Stephanie Meyers.

Oh yes. A local radio station drove a pavement roller over a pile of them to prove a point. I think that point was “Dixie Chicks suck so hard we just bought 100 lbs of their music.”

The Bundys and their cattle will perish when the entire west burns to the ground in a massive wildfire that the states don’t have the resources or coordination to fight. No more grazing fees! Problem solved!

Yeah, well if Eve hadn’t eaten that apple from the talking snake then I wouldn’t get a boner when your baby eats, so SHAME ON YOU.

I think you can be a feminist and anti-abortion, but you can’t be a feminist and be anti-choice. Feminism isn’t about the right to “live out our womenhood.” It’s about working to liberate women from the oppression of the kyriarchy. Feminists don’t have to see abortion as an option for themselves, but attempting to…

OK, that sounds less horrifying. But also, I read the Art of Racing in the Rain and ugly cried for like 20 minutes afterwards even though I definitely knew the dog would eventually die, so I probably cannot read this book or watch this movie.

I would really appreciate the entire Bush family congregating on stage and apologizing for their entire existence.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

Oooh I like this! Maybe I’ll start telling people we’re doing eyes wide shut

Got married in 2016. Eventually, I just started answering every question with, “We’re doing a Clockwork Orange theme.”

I bought a few bags from her and couldn’t be happier. My wife loves her Louie Voltron bag.

“You guys all have to leave or I can’t do my job.”

especially when it only truly refers to the life of the child, as opposed to the woman carrying it - whose decisions have been overruled not only by the people making these laws, but by the very existence of the baby itself.

Supernova’s worst Christmas music list:

I would like to watch endless loops of those deep fryer explosion fires they always show on the news around TG, and Christmas tree fires used for the same cautionary purpose. Just back-to-back deep fryer and Christmas tree fires. I’d watch the hell outta that.

Domenic. The. Christmas. Donkey.

she looks like valerie bertinelli.