I get so upset when people wax rhapsodic about Hellmanns. I’m like, CLEARLY you’ve never been enlightened by Dukes.

I did not know that!!!! Thanks!!! The only outwardly Anti-trump company I know of is Penzey’s Spices. So I bought a lot from them to give to my Grumpy Fox New Elders.

Well shut happens, one night instead of ambien i took docusate.

Love you Selena, but is anyone watching this fucking trump rally?

This would explain why I watch Mr. Robot, because I’m a hacker. And Westworld, because I’m a robot. And OITNB because I am currently in a women’s prison. And HTGAWM because I am a high-powered attorney with shady ethics. And Game of Thrones because I am a vindictive, long-suffering, incestuous queen mother. And Z…

It’s like Dolly Parton’s coat of many colors had too much moonshine and vomited all over those poor girls.

God damn Maria’s smart. Wish she’d hacked the election and gave votes to Hillary in the states she’d need it, if she’s so smart.

“You’re a wizard HarRih.”

Maria took two real American’s jobs. When she’s not subsisting on white baby tears after her 16 hour workday, she’s hacking the very sophisticated voter registration database, census records, and dmv database to make sure she and her fellow illegals can vote more welfare for themselves, that they are totally not…

I’m easy to please. If we’re moving forward, I’m happy. :)

As someone who has watched at least 30 seconds of HGTV, I believe the term you’re looking for is “open concept,” as in: “Nick and Jillary are ready to wrap themselves in the romance of Venice where they hope to find an open concept home with stainless steel everything and the same exact enormous footprint of the…

I will not be having a leftover sandwich because, after driving 8 hours yesterday to be with my parents, my mother announced that making a Thanksgiving dinner for three of us wasn’t really worth the trouble. We ate pasta and salad, she didn’t even break out the cheese plate I bought (“We can have that tomorrow”), and…

I’m Canadian, so I ate mine a very long time ago already, but it was glorious:

At least you plan to go to the sink like a civilized person. I work till ten, and my plan when I get home is dragging a chair to the fridge and dipping leftover turkey straight from it’s foil cocoon into an old margarine tub filled with cranberry sauce. I will however class it up by drinking my bourbon from a glass. I…

Oh, and y’all concern trolls can take your cries of “hypocrisy” and see if they protect you when Trump’s brownshirts have you up against the wall. Like, really, save it. People out here trying every legal way to prevent fascism and you’re tone policing and concern trolling about “optics.”

I am ready to stand in non-violent resistance at a protest against these racist and misogynistic assholes. I’m going to the Women’s March on Washington, and I would happily lay down my life in the defense of equal rights and respect for all.

God, the sheer mention of Dan Patrick makes my eyelids twitch. This fucker became a cripple due to his own negligence and disregard for the law.

Where exactly was Anonymous during the presidential election? Awfully fuckin’ quiet, weren’t they?

Pro life: Women do not own the fertilized eggs in their uteri, but they/parents do own their born children.

Well, as the bible says, ‘Give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, but no touching weiners, ok?’