Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

I saved the cork from every bottle of wine we drank the first year of each child’s life. I don’t know what I plan on doing with them. Maybe smack them on the head with them when they’re teenagers and acting like shitheads and yelling out “You are literally why I drink! I have proof!”

“If women are allowed to finger themselves to the porn of their choice, they’re just asking for tangerine mclittlefingers to do the same. Slippery slope, sluts!” &c

Oh I must have missed the part where Turmp declares his intention to grab her by her inner goddess

I’m captivated by this one. Wondering if she had a plan like a knitting pattern or just free-styled it.

I figured these were the official engagement pictures, which you do usually do with pro photographers, makeup artists, hair people. Proposal pictures are usually friend who is good with pictures and you do your own hair/makeup.

WTF ARE YOU MY NEIGHBOR. *looks over shoulder*

This reminds me; I used to live in a town where the hair salon was called Curl Up and Dye

I believe the psychotic youtube banana fetish girl said something similar. Where do they even GET that?!?!?!

And now I want to see Batman v. Mary Poppins: Dawn Of Supercalifragilistexpialidocious.

I have at least a dozen friends who have food issues - like gluten intolerance (they don’t have celiac), lactose intolerance, or they cut out whole food groups, do cleanses and juices, are vegan, orthorexic or borderline so. I have an autoimmune disease and some other health concerns and they always try to force…

It would have been more moving if he hadn’t been licking his lips and starting to unhinge his jaw while he said it.

Damn, some of these comments about the robbery are just vile. Insurance scam! She deserved it! Did you see the publicity surrounding her return to New York?!?!

Please don’t let people fill your head with “probably need a c-section” shit before you *even conceive*. FFS. Small frame, large husband my Aunt Fanny. “CPD” (cephalo-pelvic disproportion) is nearly non-existent in real life (although it’s a great way to blame women’s bodies for being defective). Ooh, this boils my…

You are more likely to have a c-section if you induce.

I’m agreeing with you. I might be being weird about it because my blood sugar is really low, in which case I apologise.

You’re right. That is someone who thought it appropriate to replace his best friend with a lookalike because she had just had her second baby and was being boring and then ‘accidentally’ run into her. So yeah obviously it was him. Good work.

I feel like the Netflix show would be a little less scripted...

COME TO MY WINDOW, TELL ME GOSS BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOOOOON.