I also announced that when I turned 12 years old I was changing my name to Christina and that I would marry my Uncle Ben.

You don’t remember the star of the classic Nickelodeon show Kenyan and Keel?

With Blake’s love of the antebellum south, I would think Scarlett Reynolds for a girl, and Jefferson Davis Reynolds for a boy.

I had no idea that song was about Sharon. SO creeped out now.

He needs to blow off some steam

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

MTV Classic has a show called 90s Nation that’s all 90s videos. They usually run several hours at time. I’ve been binging like a madwoman.

At least he followed his moral compass.

Kim K. is in talks to become a fellow at Princeton for marketing and stuff like that.

Jeb! said earlier he was gonna try and get more involved with magnet schools, but they were too polarizing.

I think the rule about family members not hosting showers went out with the ‘no white clothes after Labor Day’ rule.

Excuse me? Can’t a person LOVE socks??

Word. I blissfully know nothing about these people but very unfortunately have strained relationships with my sisters-in-law. What a shit way to treat ANY mother-to-be.

The only bad thing I can say about “Cake” is that the strain of trying to get that Oscar nom was showing too much here and there but otherwise I agree that is a good movie. Better than most of her stuff, at least.

Kylie is dating Chyna’s ex (Tyga) so I’m assuming it would be awkward to have everyone in the same place? I guess she’s wanted to do something for her brother and the baby, but maybe just let someone else have the shower...

This is going to sound really mean but seriously, fuck Corey Haim’s mother. She was a terrible mother when he was alive and the only reason she doesn’t want Corey Feldman talking about her son, and the issues her son discussed, himself, when he was still alive, is because it exposes what an awful mother she was.

Always easier to find out early.

Right!? I’m an academic librarian and our charge is to teach information literacy-and its literally impossible because no one wants to devote any time to bringing a class in to the library but no one is addressing it either. We have to start so much younger than we do.

No, they risked their lives to come to a place where they had a right to CHOOSE to stand for it, or not, because that’s what freedom is.