It took me about 15 seconds to realize that they were, in fact, speaking English.

last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

And you, on the other, other hand, seem to have no sense of humor, whatsoever. That must really suck for you.

Conversely, you appear to be unable to recognize humor which reminds me of that time Jessica told this joke about welfare mamas and I didn't laugh and OH GOD I'M SO SORRY JESSICA RACISM IS KINDA FUNNY SOMETIMES AND I GET IT NOW PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT.

It's awfully refreshing to see so little ink on an NBA player.

a swing and a miss

Excuse me, but I don't think Americans would allow pornography on the internet.

Love his little armadillo arms grabbing the rail for greater thrusting leverage.

I've never been jealous of a mascot until today.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

Don't worry, no one will.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Yeah, I'm a big soccer fan and I am the furtherest thing from a hipster as you can get.

Truly next-gen graphics for Japan World Cup 2014, compared to the previous iteration:

It's in the banana stand.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

She went on to set more world records, including the longest backwards walk in history. Each year in spring, she attempts to break her record, but she's of course now in her early 70s and doesn't have the endurance she once did. Still, it's a heartwarming scene. That's why I say, every spring, may April march…

No, an old hat is in your avatar. This putback is amazing.

"I don't get it."