Jack White's doomed sun-tanning tour continues.

Man, baseball sucks

They don't refrigerate eggs here in Mexico either.

ESPN

He is being a pussy, I fractured my vertebra in college and still played the whole season for a Big 10 school, threw 4 touchdowns

All movies from this half-century seem so shitty as it is, I honestly can't tell if this is a trainwreck or a 19xx disaster

riley cooper

In-and-Out is a classic example of west coast ignorance, as I say in my American Fast Food Guide "One can not maintain its place at the table of elite fast food restaurants while serving sub-par fries." -Ch. 17

Baseball is so stupid

Another thing for the conspiracy theorist to take note of: LeBron James, whose reputation and marketability were drastically boosted by winning the NBA Finals last night, will appear on his first ever video game cover for NBA 2K14 later this year.

from :36 to :46 LeBron seems to be levitating, Deadspin I-Team assemble?

Oh I get it, Account > 24 hours old = Right to write completely batshit comments with zero validity

Where is n*gg*r