No one cares

Ok

"20 years? Too old "

"..."

Teleportation exists and we're talking about a football game?!?

I dunno. I think the first sentence is usually all you need to get the idea. That's how I know A Tale of Two Cities is all about the best of times, and nothing else!

Someone .gif Tomlin jumping out of the way of the North Tower

A reverse-image search on Google returned that suit to Jos. A. Bank.

STILL UNDEFEATED.

Considering most of these students go to Purdue for the fact they couldn't even get into Indiana, pride went out the window a long time ago

"A Catcher Pitched to a Pitcher Last Night, And It Was Great"