Trapper: Fuck that Alligator

I am very excited, though questioning Lifetime’s decision to have a year and a half between seasons!

Newly married. Any tips that people want to give newlyweds, but don’t?

headed there for our honeymoon in 2 weeks. Any tips?

Can we please please please get a special Dead Letters post solely dedicated to these batshit emails?

My wife’s grandmother dislikes my wife’s sister in law so much that she once gave the SIL’s kids a box of glitter as a gift.

Jesus. What happened with Alan?

What’s PFTCommenter like in person?

Portnoy’s Complaint

This fight will last 3 minutes.

Will always love Tiafoe for his reactions when he heard those people humping.

boil corn in milk?

No contribution from McKenna?

for the non-Michigan criminal lawyers, first degree criminal sexual conduct is generally aggravated rape, and 3rd degree is everything else. 2nd and 4th degree CSC are groping.

http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsnet-airs-our-version-of-cubs-mascot-with-1501633812

Ridiculous—Clark the Cub merits a top ranking because he’s the only mascot to have his junk shown on TV.

How can ESPN claim it is “betting on big personalities” and then pull this kind of shit, again and again?

I’ve probably seen Cornell, whether with Soundgarden, Audioslave, or solo, more than any other performer. This news really shook me up. People considering suicide should never forget there are resources to help them.

Great piece—even has the Vaughn Meader shout out