Harbaugh and the team are scheduled to go to the Vatican as well. The $64,000 question is whether the Pope himself will baptize Harbaugh’s newborn son

uhh the game wasn’t in Detroit

In honor of Pence, Kim Jong Un listened to Pink Floyd’s “Mother” and laughed his ass off.

Which game this season do the Patriots admit him to their Ring of Honor?

Three seasons ago, a guy on the Washington Nationals used “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” as his walk-up song

He shows off his motor by his 4.32 time in the 40, and his gritty lunch pail work ethic by playing through to the whistle.

Clint can always name his kid Seven. It’s a beautiful name for a boy or girl. Especially a girl, or a boy!

The last three minutes of episode 9 may have been my favorite tv of the year.

Any of you (besides McKenna) following this year’s Kentucky Derby prospects?

amateur tortoise porn is also shot in portrait mode—tortoises, they’re just like us!

Too soon to reuse my gif from yesterday on the Washington Football team?

You better believe it

The Washington Football Team ride:

Where does the moustache of Rollie Fingers rank in the pantheon of baseball facial hair?

I don’t disagree. People who really enjoy boxing understand this—but not casual fans like myself who don’t have the same knowledge of the sport.

Joey Harrington played a decade too early.

HamNo’s boxing columns have singlehandedly gotten me to watch more boxing. Hard to understand and appreciate the technical aspects of the sport when few people are writing about them, and he’s out there breaking it down for readers.

I know you are but what am I?

Kobe was also capable of rape.

A flight attendant on Spirit once threatened to have the sky marshal arrest me after I asked why we needed to close the shade at take off