The two things that surprised me were 1) being kind of weirdly proud to have managed it and 2) being kind of prickly and weird for a little bit after. It’s different, even if you’ve been together a long time and lived together for a bit, and it’s going to be kind of weird and annoying for a little bit. My ring felt…

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In every way possible the very last person you would ever expect to be employed by Barstool.

It’s worth pointing out that grand slam off Quintana is Hernandez’s calling card, slugging .570 with 10 HRs and a .950 OPS in 150 ABs vs lefties this season. Then he tacks on two more off righties in a clincher after hitting just 1 HR in 165 ABs off righties in the regular season.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

you rang?

I think a pardon in this case would include tix to a better team.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

One guy was heard to say.........”I’m covered from my head tomatoes.”

He checks all the boxes. Tall. White. Tall.

Maybe watersports.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

It would be great if he’s been just been plugging away all these years yearning for a platform to still break news and write columns, but also make dick jokes and ranked lists of candy bars, or whatever.

In my head I started reading the block quote in Joe Buck’s voice, but after two sentences I got bored and read the rest in Vin Scully’s voice.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

Lol, at all the dudes walking by and pretending to be offended.

Huh, I don’t recognize that part of Union Station. But, then again, that’s not where I usually get off.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.