It’s criminal that McGriff is so low.

Clowney destroying that Michigan RB is the last memorable thing about Clowney.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

You’re just Bias-ed

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Usually people burn their hands during hot stove season (shrug).

....Carlos Beltran? Caught Looking!

Let’s grade the outfits:

what a bunch of suckers, having to come in and work during the DAY, unlike the smart and talented NIGHT BLOGGER who has hours to relax and recover...

Counterpoint: Bill Walton is completely there. All of the time. The rest of us are not.

You’d prefer Dick Vitale?

He’s never quite all there, which makes blowouts watchable:

I play poker against a very Gronkowski-esque fellow named Donut. Goes without saying he always plays 6-9, unless it’s suited, because that would be reckless.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

Slutt shaming

Credit to Matt Rhule where it’s due, at least Baylor is just assaulting men now.

I voted for Trump because I want to hear someone read “Donald Trump’s Gross Tennis Ass” on a microphone at the awards.

We’re still flogging that shameless, empty triple-double season, huh? It did lead to that one playoff win, so it’s tough to argue.

11. Created a burner account so he could comment on The Root.