Seems like the Mavericks’ workplace culture is a bit of a shark tank.

But the game was sealed by a strip sack

I teared up a little when I saw her reaction. There has to be one winner in this case, but with what they have been through, I wish there didn’t have to be.

The league needs to to have a zero-tolerance policy whenever these two teams play, because it just keeps getting uglier and uglier.

Further proof that Bill Belichick has brainwashed the brain trusts of the AFC East so that they continually fuck up.

And we wonder why college athletics is all screwed up...

Just add a y and you’re good.

Makes me think of Jake from State Farm....who kind of looks like Kyle Schwarber.

He’s a coach in Miami. That makes me wonder about Larry Coker.

It will be so ironic if the Giants end up getting the first pick, especially since the Jets have thus far failed spectacularly at tanking.

Prediction: Cubs 2, Nats 1, 12 innings. Cubs tie game with HR in the 9th, win it on a throwing error.

His profile picture should be a shovel.

Shapo knows

It’s fitting that the Bears’ first 30+ yard pass of the year came on a fake punt.

It appears that OU may field a porous defense.

I’ve done the opposite of what Drew did, I accidentally texted a friend what I was trying to say to my mom. It was rather awkward.

I wonder if the smell of this story has wafted over to the Onion yet.

Maybe you should be asking the questions, Diana......but then I wouldn’t get to read your work, so nah. We just need to channel your sensibility into the minds of the WH press corps.

HE’S OPEN!

But if you put all the NFL owners together, it would be the reddest state in existence.