This is such a good burn.

38-7

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

they will keep him on the roster next year

He felt it necessary after seeing the 76ers draft picks throughout the years.

Right now I’m reading a book and it’s basically saying trust the process. I’m really trusting the process.

I think we are being a little too hard on Mark Cuban.

Rachel Nichols is a treasure.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

*Player turns up field, runs seventeen yards, gets tackled loses football out of bounds*

I think Chase Utley said it best.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]