celloninja0611
Ferris Bueller's Day at School
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I think you’re forgetting a key component in that 2006 class, Mark Titus.

You are right that it wasn’t untenable, but that’s talking like a reasonable person—Matta wasn’t a bad recruiter by college basketball’s standards; he was a bad recruiter by his own standards. This is all going by ESPN ranks, so I’m sure the 24/7 rankings will differ, but Ohio State finished with the legendary

Not that this is the point, but Ohio State actually finished with the #24 recruiting class in the country and the highest rated class in the Big 10. To be clear, I don’t like or follow Ohio State and had no idea about their recruiting until this article on Beverly made me interested to look it up. I’m not saying that

Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).

Rumors are that he’s shipping up to Boston to play for the Patriots.

They would have amputated, however it would have been the wrong leg.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

Don’t clutch those pearls too tightly. It might cause cramping in your hands.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

This is horrifying. Thank the gods this didn’t happen at Purdue...

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.

Please include a trig warning next time.

Steven A. Smith is the Old Navy of takes. Poorly manufactured but always putting out something new.

I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

Well Bell has the moral high ground because the Steelers are universally known for clean play.

Even if Cincinnati traded him, it isn’t going to change his stripes.

They should work out a trade with the Cowboys, who apparently could now use a decent kicker.

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

Well, nobody’s Burf-
*explodes*