Whoa whoa whoa there

I am in Jamaica on my honeymoon right now. There are 3 dudes at the tropical bar wearing football jerseys. That’s fucking insane. That is all.

Bleach + Ammonia = Chlorine gas (cocktail)

Anyone know any good Bleach cocktails?

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

“We just competed, and that’s what it was” is gonna be my go-to defense next time I bust someone’s jaw.

+1492

Oh please, people. It’s not like anyone in the US Navy needs to know where the Persian Gulf is.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Just like his Daddy. Crowd him a little bit and he’ll give you a pass. No wonder he could never beat Dale Jr.

He wants more minutes? I’d be happy to add more seconds to my game.

Handsome Man sounds like a Chrome extension created by a tech savvy Florida Man to lessen the pain.

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

“Well at least he didn’t mention the spread.”

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

He didn’t even catch it! He doinked it, and his dad had to snatch it up off the damn seats.

Needed this. Not even gonna lie.

I’d love to poke holes in his analogy but it’d be of no value.

Better not tell this guy about Brexit.