Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

Unfortunately all of our white grandparents aren’t like him.

I would say the referees sealed the loss with a stupid penalty when two guys were just screwing around a little.

I vote for refs explaining in full detail “taunting” and “unsportsmanlike conduct” penalties.

I killed the game today with that play. I’ve just got to be better than that.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

It’s how I win Gran Turismo races, so it must be legit :)

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

Hating the Patriots is not biased, it’s just good sense.

You’re on Deadspin, motto: “Bears, Dongs, and Poop.” Don’t be acting all high-minded here.

One of my grandfather’s favorite words was “ingrate,” and I am thrilled to have worked it into a Deadspin headline.

This headline made me laugh very hard. On a difficult day for sports, I am grateful for stuff like this.

Where would he have been registered- California? A vote against Trump would have done absolutely nothing to the electoral college there.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

He’s always been a fucking loon. Google some of his pictures with Ivanka when she’s a teenager. If people are only thinking he’s gone off the deep end in the past year or 2, they haven’t been paying attention.

I’ve always believed that Trump is quite stupid. I’m now beginning to seriously consider the fact that he’s Bat Shit Crazy.