Bible thumper alert!

Does someone need a hug?

So he fucked up. And he got sent to prison as a result. I don’t think anyone would say they enjoyed prison. I do think spending ten years of your life incarcerated ought to repay any debts that existed.

Well, enjoy your free weekends in January!

Statcast is considering whether to press charges.

The roof is asking Mr. Gallo for an apology: “I can still feel where he hit me,” the roof said in a statement to KTVT.

He looks like Gollum in that photo

I love the way he, as the announcers put it, “saunters” around the court in between points. And I don’t think he would be as fun to watch if he ever got his head out the clouds.

When the NBA says they want parity, what they really mean is that they want parity among contending teams, but not among championship teams. As in, it’s ok if teams like Utah make the conference finals every once in a while, but we’re good if they have no chance of winning a title.

The real reason Ainge has stood pat so far is that he wants to get Hayward, so Boston fans can have a new white star to cheer for.

Darn. No more Phil rants from Stephen A.

It is interesting to think about how much worse the Thunder got without KD. Russ is great, but he needs someone, anyone, to help him out. Only LeBron has shown the ability to single-handedly drag a team into title contention.

In the grand scheme of things, Russ is not the best or most valuable. But this year? Sure, why not? When else are we going to see a guy average a triple double?

Reporter: bad question

One would hope that maaaaaybe Rob Manfred would bother to start an initiative to make baseball fun again, but given the lack of success of his efforts to speed up play, I wouldn’t get excited if he did.

All the morons who still believe in the bullshit that is baseball’s unwritten rules ought to be put on a ship and jettisoned into space.

Indeed.

The Cardinals are pretty meh this year, but the Phillies are reeeeeealllly bad. They must be channeling their inner Sam Hinkie.

When asked how he lost weight, Tomsula replied, “I used the Atkins diet. No, not the commercial one, the one named for Geno Atkins. For me, I divided the calorie intake by 10 and went from there.

Sadly, this comes from the diseased mind of Greggggggggg, but he calls them the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons.