Life tip: don’t be an asshole and call out harmless typos.

Moron, your bus is leaving.

Westbrook would help the Cava cruise to the top seed in the East, but even then I would still take the Warriors.

LeBron is never leaving the East because the rest of that conference is trash, while the West is loaded.

Jones: a little butt hurt, short and to the point

While I am looking forward to the ensuing carnage brought on by all that tall grass, I am not keen to hear the announcing team on Fox. A couple of them are fine, but you only hear them sporadically.

I say make them suffer. After all, the winner this year gets a cool $2 million, so I don’t think he’ll have too many complaints.

Kaepernick is definitely not great. Maybe not even good. But he is also not abjectly awful like some of the other backups currently employed. Given the success Russell Wilson has had, and that the Seahawks utilize him in similar ways to when Kaepernick was successful, it boggles my mind that they would not sign a guy…

It’s soooo funny that the NFL regularly gives second chances to people who have done far worse things (DUI, domestic violence) than expressing a valid opinion about social issues.

That last one was plausible until the polaroid in the eyeball. Good yarn though.

The Astros are on pace to win 117 games.

These entire playoffs have been about math. LeBron and the Cavs mathing the East to smithereens, Curry and Co. doing the same to the West, and now the Warriors laying waste to the champs with math. I see this series lasting no more than five games.

This is truly the most interesting thing in this series

That dab....ohhhh myyyy

Why not have history? Just 3 more to 16-0.

She looks like she just smelled a fart. Or maybe it was the shit that she’s been getting for being a homophobic, bible-thumping moron.

Given that he is “a bigger guy” and had a catfish in his pants, I wonder how much waddelling he did.

And dead ends

Who wins in a skills challenge: Brock or Barack?

Oh, Tom. Did you forget to take your meds again? I think you might be hallucinating this whole Celtics winning thing.