But ... but ... it's also called a "bunionette!" So cute! Sorry, I know it must be painful.

La Bunion! Une bunion elegante! La Bunion est morte - vive la Bunion!

Ah, I see.

Yes, I'm sure it's because the word is associated with older people, so god forbid. I knew a teenager who had two removed - Bunions Are Democratic!

Whenever I read that about SJP I keep thinking it's her way of saying 'I have bunions now,' because having bunions sounds bad, but growing a bone in your foot sounds like you took one for the team. I've never heard of someone growing an entirely new bone in their foot by wearing stilettos - that's some heavy evolution…

Feel free to write to Edgewood and tell them they fucking suck:

You don't "have" to do anything.

Yaassssss. She must have some universal skin tone that results in perfection at any hue. That plus a beautifully proportioned body wearing perfectly proportioned dresses with the exact amount of clean lines and unique detail and classic nature and unusual twist without going over the top into trendiness while still…

Remember when every girl/woman, even red carpet fashionistas, used to automatically wear a hideous shawl around their lower arms with ANY formal? Gack, it's so junior high prom, and yet here it is, serving no purpose, with a fucking (albeit hideous) RL gown. I think she had one with her the year she wore that Calvin…

You had me at CeraVe. That shit is the bomb. It truly pulls in the moisture. I did a side by side on my very dry legs and was all, "whoa." I've also read many good things about the other products you recommended, so imma take the plunge on one or two. You should do a kinja post so you can answer questions from others…

Who is this?

Awww, she looks like a sweet little cutie pie here.

I am betting that there are clothing companies that design for professionals in the adult entertainment industry who have silhouettes similar to hers.

Yes, she's slamming all those celebrities who claim they are "sans fards" but who clearly are not.

I have done that more times than I care to remember.

Totally agreed. Sarcasm to me is the lazy, malicious cousin to satire, which often employs irony. If the writer had used a more intelligent, witty approach (the latter dependent on the former), MAYBE this would have been worth the effort to post / read. As it is, with this many "WTF" responses, I'm divided between…

Because on Jezebel it's always been OK to body shame men but not women.

I love that so far 100% of the commenters have trashed this ridiculous blog post that has no point except to highlight the blogger's immaturity and lack of open mindedness. When I was 21, I lived in an apt with three girls and we furnished it in parental hand me downs and thrift store finds that we, in today's…

The combination of the dress color and some of the one-worded comments posted here made me realize there should be a Sweethearts brand Valentine's candy, Paris Hilton limited edition issue: "Clam," "Nearly," "STD," "Why."

And OMFG, after ALL of these years, I JUST got what "Danskin" is referring to, namewise. Herp derp.