Haha, this reminds me of a card I gave my mom a few years ago. On the outside was a cute drawing of a little girl, sort of a stick figure, very simple. It said, "Mommy, I will always be your little girl." On the inside they show her lifting her dress over her head, wearing no undies, showing her hairless girlie bits…

LOL: "DO EET" ... Where does one find zee Danskin? I have not thought of this brand since junior high.

Interesting! I never thought of using a disposable razor. So I just pass lightly over the area in short strokes? Technique, please!

Why do cotton poly blend tshirts tend to pill? ::looking at you, Target:: Is it because of the difference in fiber lengths between the two?

I wear military surplus army fatigues rolled up to the knee at the gym. Yoga, I wear whatever from Ross, etc.

And a hamburger isn't bad if it's even "high carb." Food is not "bad" nor are "carbs." Everything in moderation. Enjoy life.

I know. She's a beautiful woman with gorgeous eyes and hair. Sigh.

It's photoshop, unfortch. Do a google search. And here's a French woman's take on it - she's basically saying, "CD, you have had an exceptional career, you've worked with the world's best directors, you are better than this, why did allow this?"

Madonna was in her Urban Cowgirl phase when Don't Tell Me was originally released ... however, I urge you to listen to her brother in law's version, who actually wrote it, and then the little video on how it came to be that she recorded it. The original is fantastic.

Perfection!

No but good call. Despite the blergh-ness, Britbrit still looks smokin'. Interestingly, she looks older here than she does today (to me). Justin on the other hand is all the wrong that ever was and ever will be.

Wow, I listened to the whole thing on NPR, so I gotta go find that clip somewhere on the webz.

Not nearly enough "Another Star." Still, I would've been on my chair if I'd been in that audience.

That's actually a cool cover and I love DOMESTICATED cutie pie rats, but something tells me I couldn't stomach this tome if I had to imagine the monstrously large variety. I saw one come out from underneath a newsstand - that little effer was so corpulent it lumbered across the sidewalk. Eeek indeed.

This is the stuff of eternal nightmares.

BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD HAS OFFICIALLY RUN OUT OF ORIGINAL IDEAS. Kaput. Zilch. Nada. Rien. Nein. Empty. Echo chamber. The empty milk carton in the fridge. Only crumbs in the cookie jar.

I ... I didn't know this existed. There's so much to unpack with this.

Sense of humor, get one.

Thanks for understanding my poor grammar ...

1) Friends - Platonic relationship in behavior and sentiment. Possible deep hidden sexual feelings, but they will never surface for varying reasons harbored by one or both parties. Does not discount any potential sexual frustration, longing, or fantasies, but the spoken/unspoken premise is that this relationship is…