Ha, but I think it's important to hear voices like hers, no? To see that older women are having babies and their thoughts about their choices? I'm interested.

I tried it when I was young and did that and felt like it worked

Star magazine is crushed, crushed that it's not going to be twins.

I HAVE PLANS for making that! Although it would be all boring store bought shit cause I ain't wrecking my homemade biscuits or fried chicken by experimenting with this, but Pillsbury Grands wrapped around frozen friend chicken tenders, toss in oven...maybe sprinkle with parmesan or sharp cheddar?

I need to try making that.

What if they made it...like a pig in a blanket?

This movie is more boring than 27 Dresses, and that is saying something.

We were lucky enough that we had decent insurance at the time. I ended up with gestational diabetes (because previously to pregnancy I had reactive hypoglycemia caused by undiagnosed hereditary fructose intolerance, woo boy) and there are so many more visits and tests when that happens. I mean, rightly so, but still.…

Having a kid did the same to me. It was like, fuck if anyone should be forced to do this.

This is the only sensible reaction.

The anger that poured out of me when I was told that was the earliest I could have it done? I don't think I've ever been that outwardly and blatantly angry. It's awful, but I live in Memphis so I wasn't really surprised and my clinic was PACKED the day of because some women had traveled from Mississippi to have their…

2.5 weeks. I had to wait 2.5 weeks and it sucked. It sucked because pregnancy is hard on the body and I was basically useless for those 2.5 weeks. It sucked for so many reasons beyond that, but the anger I felt when I couldn't just get it done in a timely manner STILL burns inside me. Fuck ANYONE who tries to control…

You can always go for the full "troglodyte" if you're pissed enough to require multiple syllables. In addition to the accompanying profanity, of course.

Why have a waiting period? If you need to shoot your pregnant girlfriend you have to do that ASAP.

This. You think they'd be HORRIFIED about natural, spontaneous abortions but they don't do a damn thing to raise awareness or funding for more research on miscarriages, etc. It's all about the sluts. Gotta stop the sluts. Oh and "babies", of course.

Seriously, all it fucking takes is like five squares of TP and a spritz of Lysol or Clorox bathroom cleaner.

For the life begins at conception crowd: So what? Why does that make any difference? 70% to 80% of fertilized eggs never implant. Another one-third are lost in the first trimester to miscarriage. If you're worried about the souls, then maybe you should have a talk with your god about his propensity for killing the…

Letter Writer #1 makes me want to fucking SCREAM. It's bad enough running into that (literally running into it, with your bare ass) in public restrooms, but in your HOME? What fucking year is this? How fucking old are you and what's the last grade you completed? How are you so convinced you're going to get some kind…

I wish a pox on the genitals of all involved.