FUCK. Best of luck, will miss you terribly.

I'm changing it back.

Any story that has "Gets Kicked In the Dick" in the headline is A-ok in my book.

Thank you! I got you this in return.

#Florida

Maybe she was conceived when her mother lost her virginity at a tennis court near an IHOP?

ahaaaaa BURN

My nephew was born on the day after the first Earth Day in 1970. My sis was 19 and a hippie. She said she wanted to name him some typical hippie nonsense - she says "Sunshine Moonbasket LastName" but probably just something earthy and crunchy - but the woman who came in with the form was a formidable German lady, so…

If you're the parent of a black child who is in one of these teachers' classrooms, you have to pull your kid immediately right? No way I trust them to be impartial.

"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"

I mostly just thought of her as mean-spirited until I saw the documentary (A Piece of Work) that came out a couple of years ago. I was fully converted by that movie. She was pretty amazing.

I have the Pet Series Roomba, wood floors, one long-haired cat, and one large dog trying to win an award for most hair dropped in a single day. This vacuum is amazing. There is no way I would be able to sweep our house as often or as thoroughly without the robot. I can't say anything about the other models, but the…

I'm now officially going to start referring to feline poop as CAT TRUFFLES.

I know it's actually a common dog thing, which makes it all the more baffling and wonderful. "THIS CAME OUT OF THE CAT. MUST EAT. DELICIOUS TRUFFLES. NOM NOM."

My mother went through a Farm Phase when I was growing up. 120 some odd acres, a lab, a couple husky/St Bernard mutts, numerous quarter horses, a very fancy mule, uncountable random stray cats, and two Great Danes. She also thought chickens would be an excellent idea. Oh my goodness yes, let's do have chickens. Thus,…

How the fuck do these parents sleep at night knowing their children are homeless because of their hateful, bigoted parenting? Congratulations, assholes, your kid is at a huge risk of experiencing violence, turning to drug use and prostitution, facing disease, death, etc. But at least you didn't have to learn to be…

As odd as it may seem, FetLife is a pretty good resource for finding help groups for disowned LGBT teens. I can think of four different groups that would be willing to help a local teen find a safe place to stay until they were able to live on their own (not just until they were a legal adult, but until they find a…

I wish there was a "foster home" situation for homeless LGBT youths. A network of names, families, or even roommates with an extra room that are on some list through some organization that could help. That if someone comes out and is horribly rejected by their family, they could call and find a name on a list of…

If my parents weren't 7000 miles away, I would hug them.