true story. Maybe because it's in the past? How about the monastery? That whole series is rapey. pirate rape? Witch rape. I think I recall at least four rapes across the series.

I often wonder that.

I love her, Team Martha FOREVER. My family is from Long Island, so bossy wasps just make me feel at home.

you may enjoy the blog Caker Cooking.

I don't know but my favorite gay movie is A Touch of Pink.

if you are used to it, it's ok.

I will be naming our sons next transformer Muffazor.

no, however I was very inspired by the graduation speech for a friend that I attended.

I give them miralax every other day. This digize stuff I am supposed to be able to just rub on their bellies and TaDa! Brown Note. My husband has a lame stomach and both our sons inherited it. I think you can take it orally as well. I hope so because my younger son " knows" when it's in his drink and hides it, so this…

my kids are always backed up. Miralax is a damn trickster. I am going to try this stuff I found thaty friend swears works. It's called DiGize. I'm so sick of poop.

RIP Javanills Shake. God it was so good.1,00o calories for the smaller one. I worked for Borders too. That coffee could Tear You Up.

my daughter has a 50% chance of inheriting my PCOS, I want her pediatrician working with me to make sure we keep her from getting overweight because it will help manage symptoms, but I don't want her to know I'm monitoring her weight, for obvious reasons. I am hoping just having her be active in swimming, etc will be…

my husband used to laugh( picture a less callous Gaston) at my spider fear. Til I went on strike and refused to do laundry for weeks because the spider was in the basement...somewhere. Now he gets rid of them with a minimum of eye rolling.

she looks like a God. Like..." Try New Ambrosia Energy Drink! It'll put the pep in your step!"

perhaps she was scared by Lisa Frank as a child.

I think it's time to win the lottery and get a bidet.

"All are welcome, and we mean it!"

We are Lutheran. It's pretty rockin. All the Jesus, none of the bullshit.

NOPE. No. I reject spiders on my booty.

my kids love that song and my two year old named his baby doll " Holla Back".