also, wet. You have to dip the scoop in hot water. The Worst.

When I worked banquets, we'd scoop the ice cream into a frozen glass, set in a dish rack. Then we'd stack them til we needed it. It suuucked, I had to do it in the freezer so they would not melt.

this is an appropriate time to share that a month or so ago, I was innocently peeing, and for some reason, looked down at the piece of toilet paper I was about to rub on my lady business. And there was a spider on it, chilling out, living in my toilet paper.

I tried it when I was young and did that and felt like it worked

I am having some success with my moms neuropathy, using essential oils.

i'm going to try real biscuits with stores chicken

I need to try making that.

my two true loves 4EVA are Dermot and John, so I'd watch anything they are in. Dermot and John in Pearl Harbor, Dermot and John in Newsies. Dermot and John in A Streetcar Named Desire. Dermot and John on the Road to Morocco.

I feel like it's probably an insult to biscuits everywhere. But yeah, if it was a local place, I'd be down.

the third trimester cost us 1,000's of dollars. It's going to take a year to pay for it. I cannot imagine laying that financial burden on someone. Not to mention my two older children being stuck on house arrest with me for three months. I would never, ever disrupt my family with another high risk pregnancy. I had my…

I've avoided twitter, but the idea of having Yoko pop into my day is tempting.

it all worked out, but when you are in a place like that and your options run from shitty to heartbreaking, you should not have to deal with this too. Having children has if anything made me more pro choice. Fuck those clowns.

I had a partial abruption on the day I turned 24 weeks and it was a scary place to be.

I am interested/horrified about what they'd do in instances of medical emergencies.

FUCK THAT

you know there is actually a Street Road near my house. Sigh.

ahaaaaa BURN

toddlers + pets= all the snacks. My cat sits under the table and just lets the food rain down on him. He's enormous now.

my dog ate a pound of baloney in the butcher paper in the time it took me to pee.

you could mix it up. There's a whole, big, beautiful world of asshole pictures to choose from, dogs, camels, horses. VARIETY.