ahaaaaaaa Cardassian.

i got in a back and forth with someone who kept being like 'well free speech means a lot of things to me.' like sorry idiot free speech means one fucking thing. ONE THING.

I'm not even a royal, and I am tired of people looking at their smartphones. Especially during meals. With me.

The implication was that the Queen regarded it as bad manners to be staring at a screen rather than looking at a guest.

Will this be the thing that finally gets Cee Lo off of fucking mainstream TV? It boggles the mind, truly.

I really wish Cyrus would keep her frickin' tongue in her mouth.

GOOD. Too bad it wasn't worse. Fuck this lady.

You can also go to youngliving.org/tyragreen,

This needs to be promoted.

my parents were both educators and no one caught my learning disability til college. AKA kind of too late.

did you respond by peeing on all her things and being like LOL SORRY I WAS VAX'D IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

thank goodness it is now being diagnosed in girls. I was born in 75' with high functioning autism and by third grade they were like "what's wrong with her?" I was given IQ tests as well as other tests by a psychologist and I tested very well so they all shrugged their shoulders and said "bright and quirky, I guess".…

A severely autistic child can most definitely be an immense burden on an family. Just because many autistic people are functioning members of society doesn't mean that there aren't many people for whom living a life as an independent person will never be an option.

YES! I'm on the spectrum, and my grandmother had polio. I'll give you two guesses as to which is worse.

And you didn't just punch her in the face? I would have. And then I would have been all "oh, is that inappropriate? SORRY ABOUT MY ASPERBERGER'S SYNDROME."

it is astonishing how early ball sack stench starts. I have two sons young enough for me still to be overseeing their bathing. God. Bleh. How can it get so funky? I'm going to try the Bert's Bees powder, thank you.

Open relationship?

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.