Ugh, just being reminded that the Burton/Depp version exists angries up the blood all over again.

I like his suit. I would never think twice about it. How silly are people that they are complaining about it. It's not like he's wearing a spinning bow tie and a flower that shoots water. "PULL MY FINGER PUTIN!"

Hell, man, I don't even know what the good vintages are for Bud Light. I don't want to get you an off year.

The internet is often rightly vilified for the horrendous atrocities we casually commit upon one another in the name of self expression. To be reminded of the overwhelming display of community is it also capable of helps you get through rough weeks like this one.

I know. Anytime her tweets are posted lately, I find them delightful. Weird.

Okay?! That is a suit either made by Dolce and Gabbana or custom made. There isn't a single thing about that suit that is cheap, lazy or anything other than befits the man wearing it. The "right" mocks him for wearing Mom jeans and the moment he wears an expensive suit, they scream over spending. Yeah, fuck off. I…

I can understand why they might not want it to be continuously reshared by news outlets, given the way that the general public sometimes responds. (Being hateful bigots is awful, but at a certain point, I feel sorry for anyone who's drawn the public eye unwittingly.)

But they asked Daniel to do something for them? Oh he…

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

Urgh, that does sound pretty pathetic. People like that are youth vampires.

I love that it's still going up so fast that you have to be vague about the amount. The internet brings us things that break our hearts so often. It's nice when it warms them right down to the cockles.

$80,000?! But he's probably just going to spend it all on penis dildos and lace fronts!

I thought it was an OK suit!

I was told that it's a good way to warm up your wetsuit!

These will likely become "fuck pods" as well.

With the important work of rehabilitating freckles done, let's turn our attention to reclaiming the beer gut.

"the first time in my 32 years that I see my generation truly, actually caring and getting involved"

she used the exact font one would expect Britney Spears to use.

Won't somebody please think of the rapists, and how this affects them?

Something like Operation Yewtree needs to happen in the US and Hollywood, because i bet that there are so many people like Jimmy Savile out there but they will get away with it because they are rich and famous.