wow. I am impressed and also thinking that my kids would be all over that.

who is doing the arresting?

This nanny state is both infantilizing our children and stealing their childhoods. A seven year old is not an idiot.

I think it would absolutely depend on the child. My two year old makes better decisions than my four year old and is very independent. He is pissed I won't let him play alone NOW. By the time he's seven he 'll probably have a tattoo that says " peace out".

I love these. I just signed up for Instagram so I could follow him.

my OB/GYN provides them, she feels strongly that women should have access. She does not talk about it though. I've been seeing her for years and only just found out.

so my dad and stepmom( I am almost 40), have a hot tub. I had done a ton of work for them and they suggested I get in and relax. My fiancé and I head over to it and we're just sitting. Like NORMAL RESPECTFUL NOT FUCKING IN A SEMI PUBLIC PLACE PEOPLE. Anyhow my stepmom comes out and says " your father and I love it in…

I admire Martha. I love Peter Rabbit. I adore marzipan. So much win.

yeah, he had to go.

at first I was like Daniel Radcliffe!!

Good for him? I guess. Sigh. I will continue to carry the torch for my dreamboy, Justin Young.

I'm making coconut cream pie right now, and I'll be sharing it with my friend. Mmmmmmm

do you have a favorite brand? We buy Yelton's 15 pounds at a time when we visit my parents. Have you ever stirred a tablespoon of bacon grease into the pot?

Ahhaaaaa. Mandonna was originally to bring us after sex snacks that we wanted but were too lazy to go get.

For years, my husband and I have had an imaginary butler named Mandonna. He brings us coffee in bed.

thank you so much. All these comments are very helpful.

ahhha . No matter what, I forever maintain that kale is revolting.

I threw it all out.

I am still bitter about this terrible short rib recipe I made that took me two days to find ingredients for and five damn hours to cook.

once in Pre- Internet days, my friend called me wondering why her fettuccini Alfredo didn't come out. She substituted sweetened, condensed milk for heavy cream.