we were just talking about being a wine snob. My sister brought over this wine and I was internally mocking her because it was fucking pink, and had a screwcap. Haha.

that image is giant, sorry.

I love that song and now I'll be annoying my husband with slow jams the rest of the night. He's five years younger and has zero appreciation for that music.

I always offered things like first choice of shifts, or a paid day off or to go home early, to the employee with the best idea to improve productivity. You could do a business book club, or cross training. Is that what you are looking for?

thank you, that is very helpful.

I feel like this is Inception...Celia. I'm wondering about marijuana for my arthritis. I think it will be legal in PA soon. How did you decide? I'm wondering if I can do it without getting high, because I am a stay at home mom and I have to be able to take care of my kids. I'm really reluctant to go on regular…

I can hang with anyone. Except cigar people. Worst smell ever. And I visited NYC and Staten Island frequently in the 80a. I've smelled some smells.

I think it's because we refuse to see the Amazing Coincidence that it really is. After all, annnnybody might go to a convention for gay people, stalk it, watch the people who I'm sure had nooooo rainbows anywhere on or around them as like a t-shirt or a bumper sticker, then race to their cars and tow them. I mean, so…

first he looked for a clingon, then he smelled him. Like..booty adjacent? He said the room smelled like a fart snow globe

100%

yes! Bleh. So Bleh.

yeah, I keep trying to think how it would happen. So strange.

HOW could I forget Third Person Pussy Dude? "Does pussy want some dick?" Omg. He would ask repeatedly. How do you even respond?

meeee too. Omg. The itchy horrible pain. And everyone telling me it's because I was a virgin and just needed to do it more. I'm allergic to latex.

once I did it while Patton was playing.

I dated a guy forever ago and I remember putting my hand on his pants and thinking " oooookaay, that's what we're working with"

when I worked at borders we had a fetish book in the erotica section and it was really oversized. The whole back cover was a picture of a woman with baked beans all over her ass. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT?

... Seriously my jaw is just.

weeeeell, we have a trophy from our most awkward sex. Lord. We were visiting my parents and staying in their very lovely guest...area? It's the whole downstairs. There are two bedrooms down there but our then three year old had a cot at the foot of our bed and our one year old was in the other room. Anyhow I don't…

no.