I feel pretty unqualified but whatever. I worked at Borders when this book came out and it was 30-50 year old white suburban moms ALL DAY LONG. For months. I still feel torn. Like, good for you? Your taste in porn is depressing and makes me question your self worth? That is horribly judgy and mean of me but I have…

I don't think anything is wrong with erotic, but this I would be ashamed of.

I don't get it either. I mean ok repressed minivan-ers giving themselves the erotic version of a steak at Ruby Tuesdays?

dying

we hit seven months a few days ago. I had a problematic pregnancy and now the baby is like " all your boobs are belong to me" soooo yeah. Frankly at this point I don't care because I'm tired and nursing blah blah but my husband is super horny. He knows I don't care about his boner right now. Haaaaa

ok that is adorable.

I'll be vicariously living through you.

it kind of is. It's just a gilded cage.

I really do not understand what exactly he brings to the table. He's so annoying. A blemish on my NPR.

I keep picturing the Brady Bunch episode where Mike loses his blueprints.

I also have no idea how single parents function. How? My friend does it and even though her daughter is in high school she is still always juggling.

I would love drop off care. I have not been to the dentist in almost a year because WHEN? Uggh. I love being a mom but it's really difficult when you don't have buckets of money or reliable nearby willing safe etc child care.

that is infamous and he should be locked up.

I cannot even imagine the glory of subsidized child care. Everytime someone suggests" put your kids in daycare!!;)!!" like it's a cheap and faaaaabulous solution, I want to shout. WHOALL IS PAYING FOR IT? My husband makes a fairly good amount of money but GTFO, we would not even break even on care for three children.…

I am a SAHM and when we go for walks, we literally see no children. We play in the front yard most days and it's like we're in The Stand. I know kids are home because their tvs are so big I can see them as we go by.

This post is like a snapshot of the best and worst of America.

I hated The Casual Vacancy so much. I'm not reading any of her other stuff. It was so fucking depressing. I don't care. Life is depressing enough.

Yeeees.

ooooooh mine is about burning through the Benjamins on medical bills. And my children. OBVS everyone is fascinated by my children.

you should have been here after the hurricane when there was no power for three days. She was like 51% concerned for others 49% NO IPHONE.