Lol

I follow Al Jazeera for news and they are ripping my heart out with the stories.

SRSLY. I like my art like I like my country. APPROPRIATED.

we only buy them occasionally for company. My kids freak the hell out like wild beavers because normally they get like....organic bunny crackers or graham crackers, so when they see a bag they get like the dog in the Beggin Strips commercial. WHY ARE THEY SO DELICIOUS?

my sister is very tight lipped about her job, but she has spent a decade trying to get parents to pay back child support and Florida is a very popular place to hide.

I guess? I know Florida is a great place to hide from debt. We were talking about how annoying medical billing is and it went from there.

yeah. They are a hot mess. My sister works tracking deadbeats for child support and she says you can kiss your money goodbye if they go to Florida. My dentist has even had people go there to avoid paying him.

fuck spiders. everybody's all Spiders are our friends! They eat bugs! What's a spider eat? Two or three a DAY? A bat can eat 2000. BATS are our friends.

That would be Florida. Dead beats go there all the time to avoid debt and child support.

"ditch the whales" makes me think of Voldemort saying " kill the spare".

Republicans. Lovin the unborn til proven guilty of poor and/or brown. TM.

Shut. Up. Holy what. I cannot WAIT to show people this.

well FINE you made me cry.

I got so mad I started to leak milk. Way to be a mammal. Seriously though, her HAIR? I've been eight months pregnant and wrassled both older children for multiple hours through drs appointments and while it was a huge fucking pain, that's the gig when you have kids. Bring some stickers. THEY'RE A DOLLAR. It's waaay…

this is completely crazy on the part of the mother. Wtf. BUYS BAG OF CANDY AND FEED IT TO THEM WHILE THEY CUT YOUR HAIR. Jesus. That's what I did when I had weekly dr appointments with my last baby and no sitter. Three bags of Reece's Pieces split between them each time.

NOPE.

I finally heard it last month at Kohls and that pharrel dude owes me three minutes of silence.

I'm pretty sure it was For The Love Of Dolly.

I saw an amazing documentary about her and her fans.

aside from the horror of Jenny McCarthy, hasn't this girl been exploited enough? Even if she wanted to do it they should have had a therapist there to watch out for her. I wish Marty Moss-Coane could have done it.