I'll be hiding from these memories.

I agree completely. I married into a family of engineers with a bunch of engineer friends and I feel like their motto is Kill A Fly With A LASER!!! They really don't see big pictures, in my experience.

we all just stop and stare at her. It's impressive.

I was an asshole and tried a new recipe before company. I've never had a problem with a cooks illustrated recipe before but this one is a hot mess . I am so aggravated. It was too much batter for the pan and even though I greased the nonstick pan, it's still stuck. I am so aggravated. WHY CAKE, WHY??

now I'm dead. EPIC.

mainly I keep thinking that last night I watched soooo many Alaska reality shows and I'm wondering if they are gonna shoot these bears. Born freeeeePOW! Did I mention I spent like four hours watching Alaskans shoot things?

you have made my day

my delicate flower of a daughter is three months old and beats every one of us, hands down. We do actually call her Tootie.

my husband used to drive to Krispy Kremes for doughnuts and then dunkin donuts for coffee. Oh help

I really feel like we are the true pro lifers. They DGAF about women's lives or the children's after they are born.

I always want to like Five Guys but only once has it been good. I actually kind of feel that way about Chipotle. I mean yum but not like.... Wait in that bigass line yum. Mostly I prefer to eat at home, or treat it as family fun and go to IHOP because it is hysterical to watch my kids lose their minds about ALL THE…

My husbands ribs are so good that I hear I'll Make Love To You in my head when I eat them.

I know that, it's still ridiculous. Like she's hoping to get picked up by Conde Nast.

I was there in June when I was maybe eight and I have never forgotten the heat. What a terrible way to go.

there is something...scary? Eerie? About the angle her head is at and the color of her eyes. I was curious and looked at other pictures of her and there are plenty where she does not look like she wants to eat our molecular yet comfortable, souls.

I hope they get a lawyer smart enough to ditch him.

molecular, yet comfortable.

no. I reject this.

I hope Quanell X does not further hurt the family, or hopefully Wikipedia is wrong about him.

not if I was a juror.