Another reason the check engine light never sets on the British empire.

Sadly, the Drift Mode setting on the Edge ST just deploys a nice plaid blanket, from the central console, draping it across your lap, helping you Drift further into bland middle aged comfort.

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

I want to pay more for fuel economy and performance NOT infotainment and luxury.

Obviously its going to sell. Every brand whore is going to jump on this like its the next iPhone. Every new graduate’s gotta have that brand representation to really show everyone they’ve made it by graduating. They’ll stick their noses up at the plebs who drive pickup trucks (which actually cost 2-3x as much).…

David I just envisioned you 30 years from now living on a ranch, maybe in the Dakotas (or maybe Wisconsin like our wrongfully-convicted recluse Steven Avery) with a a huge yard full of Jeeps and maybe a barn full of Jeep parts. And you’ll still be writing for Jalopnik, asking the audience if you have room in your life…

Americans are in no position to ever talk about shitty trophies. The NBA, NFL, and MLB all have garbage trophies, and two of those three are just shiny metal versions of their ball on a stand, in case you forgot which sport you won it in. If you can’t drink champagne (or the blood of your fallen enemies) out of it,…

Well, personally, I don’t think the Super Bowl trophy is all that great looking. It resembles the Dodo bird from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

After 50 years I am surprised the Leafs still know how to hoist a cup

I think that the real thing holding electric cars back is American’s unrealistic expectations about what they’ll *actually* be using it for. Remember, these are the people who have a massive SUV because they have to haul a boat once or twice a year, or a 3-row, 8-seat SUV for little Timmy just in case they need to…

Pretty sure this can be said about almost every modern vehicle offered.

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Hey Buick! I’m going to ignore what you’re doing until you produce a vehicle that’s like one you made a long time ago that’s pretty much an obsolete concept so that when it comes out enthusiasts will just complain that it’s no Dodge penisextender or BMW 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 series kokemirror and won’t buy it anyway...

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Ah, their website says 225bhp with 87 octane and 250bhp with 93 octane.

i feel like squeaks and rattle are going to be minimal to nonexistent for any new car.

Women. Am I right?

First they came for the wagons, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a coupe owner.

Yeah, I’m finding off-lease, single-owner, BMW 3-Series’ for about 15k in my area before any dealer fees or added bullshit. But do I really want a car that will have mechanical issues within the next 50,000 miles?

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…