I do like Star vs., and the things I've been hearing about Wander over Yonder have convinced me to give it a chance. I tried Penn Zero and it didn't really strike a chord with me.

D I E L I K E P I G S

Having had time to gather my thoughts about the series, it occurred to me that, in addition to vampirism being a metaphor for depression in general, each of the vampires represents one of Marceline's character flaws. The Fool is her trickster nature, the part of her that would rather release a pack of wolves into…

Barring a catastrophic drop in quality in the next two episodes, it will still be an incredible way for the show to ride into the sunset. It's been a great ride all the way through, and I can only hope Hirsch and everyone involved go on to more and greater things.

Alas, not even that helps for me, if only because Saint's Row 4 did the exact same joke earlier that year.

Additional random thought: his "Whaaaaaat?!" back in "Bonnie and Neddy" might be my favorite of his autotuned voice jokes.

I like that one too, both for the reason you stated and for that difficult childhood lesson that well-intentioned actions can still have negative consequences. It reminded me of a child trying to help a baby bird back into its nest, only for the mother to reject it because it now smells like human.

Ever the voice of wisdom, Lydia.

Would you kindly skronk up the King of Ooo's dome piece?

The way they set up the end of "Red Throne" really seemed like they were gunning for a romantic angle and decided to ditch that story line, and for the better I think. PB specifically said that FP was still weakened in "The Cooler". She can still fly and shoot fire, but she won't be singlehandedly obliterating the…

I found "Gut Grinder" to be the weakest episode of season 1, but then again I like LSP in moderation. Maybe it's just me, but the idea of a extradimensional kingdom composed entirely of teenage melodrama cliches is inherently hilarious.

I've been there, I assure you. That's actually the part of the episode I'm most willing to forgive. As was established with yesterday's episode, there's no expiration date to the grieving process. The treatment of Flame Princess specifically is what raises my hackles about that episode the most. I would have much…

Finn's eyes lighting up in delight as he ate imitation human is going to be hard to top. "I'll take it from you while you sleep" almost managed it; together they are a formidable duo.

It felt like a very blundered conclusion to the Finn/Flame Princess arc. Last time we saw them in "Earth and Water", they had broken up but seemed to be at least on good speaking terms with one another. In the interim, Finn had several episodes devoted specifically to working through his feelings over losing FP and…

I'm no fan of "Water Park Prank" or "Dream of Love", but there's no way they're worse than "Red Throne". It's the only episode of the show I actively hate.

It actually wouldn't surprise me if PB had Manchurian Candidate Banana Guards programmed to kill usurpers.

This may have been a simple throwback episode, but one I really appreciated. For me it has the most in common with an episode like "Time Sandwich": a supremely silly plot with plenty of side characters dropping in, fun visuals, and just a hint of character subtext for flavor. The real fun is in watching the…

What sold it for me was KOO tapping along to the beat while still face down in the pizza.

I too marked out for the return of Canyon, even just as a guest star for a classic Finn and Jake adventure. Maybe she'll show up more this season.

You've seen his pitching, right? They'd just hit it back and knock all his clothes off.