Ah, Talonflame. Once a staple of the competitive community, as its Gale Wings Ability let it take priority with any Flying-type move, so people just spammed Brave Bird over and over and over again until it died. And then Gen VI changed Gale Wings to only working at full HP and the bird was kicked out almost…

Got your food right here Zack!

Remember when this starter bird ran the singles meta for a while? Good times.

Ah yes, my favorite gen 6 pokemon. The bravest of birds. I think gen 6 was the point where gamefreak decided that they were going to try and make every pokemon useful somewhere, and even though that definitely made that generation accidentally too easy, I appreciated that there weren’t any truly worthless pokemon…

It seems very reasonable to die if you don't cry enough. 

Really Zack? When Pidove was right there for the taking!

This is entirely your fault for mixing Prince songs in an article about the bodily fluids of a rock hard Pokemon that looks like wood:

The anime both did a lot with Buizel, but then also wasted its potential. It was a fun Pokémon in Movie 9, which is why Dawn caught one and later traded him to Ash for Aipom. His fight against Maylene’s Lucario was legitimately great. He was then the first example of the Sinnoh anime being creative with coming up…

I hope very much that Lt. Surge is not involved...

“He’s clearly an original creation, like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck!” - Buizel expert Shary Boppins

Im pretty sure Buizel cannot fly. It's a water type Pokemon and it uses the the tails to help itself swim. 

I always imagined this thing as basically baby Bowser from Yoshi’s Island, and its evolved form being grown-up Bowser.

“Then I found out that Tyrunt is a spoiled baby that throws a tantrum if it doesn’t get what it wants. That’s not a cool dinosaur at all!”

What did you expect from the ancestor of geese?

I’m always amused when the Pokedex casts a species-wide net on personality. The idea that every single Tyrunt just suuuuuuuuucks is extremely funny to me.

“Rock / Dragon” is the collab martial arts movie made by Bruce and Rock Lee. Sure, one of them is deceased and the other is a fictional character, but that didn’t stop either of them from pursuing their dreams and producing one kickass movie! 10/10

1. Tyrunt is awesome! I love his design! Can’t believe it took gamefreak this long to get a Trex!

This is not, in fact, impidimp Zack

Ah, the wonder that is rearing a child.