Manifesting a sport where bigger Pokemon kick Shelgon around like a soccer ball

The warrior icon is an axe head, since they use 2h-Axes as their weapon....

Abomasnow is so dummy thicc

Ah, who can forget JT crooning out “Rock Your Furry Ass”

Hey kotaku...

Grats to Sciteach for an excellent entry. Grats to everyone else who got mentions this week and to everyone else who entered this final contest! PSpsychopath’s Jaws entry was my final fav.

First and foremost I’d like to thank my close friend Zack for putting these contests on every week and Peter too where ever he is. Then I want to thank Cecil_banon for not only being there pretty much every week with fantastic entries of his own but always having a better caption for mine than I could ever think of. I…

I knew it was too good to be true! But see you on your Discord! And congrats to this week’s winners! 

Perhaps if the contests had their own header alongside ‘latest’ , ‘cosplay’, and ‘reviews’ at the top of the page there would be more engagement.

Thats unfortunate. Coming to check out the wacky shit made for them was the main draw of coming here on weekends.

Actually, I smart. I figured it out.

I’m worried about what this means for the site as a whole  

Honestly very upset at this.

Good luck to you too, and congrats on being reigning champ for eternity!

I never took part—no skills, but I remember you all encouraging me to try, just the same—but I’ve also never missed one. This hit me... harder than I would’ve expected, and it does make me sad.  But that being said, thanks to everyone involved down the years!

I’ll miss you most of all, scarecrow.

and thanks for all the fish.

The thing is, I was on board with Patricia’s manifesto. It gave me hope that there’d be more meaningful content than endless Twitch drama and clickbait slideshows of expensive Pokémon cards - but stuff like this is meaningful too.

That exact quote stuck out to me. What the heck is Kotaku? There are plenty of absurd and irreverent posts during the week, which is what made this site distinct. Patricia Hernandez’s rambling intro post doesn’t give a good idea where this site is going.