*Fuck Texas.

In fairness, Jalopnik has always lacked proofreading.. even back in the Torch, Fancy Kristen, Andrew Collins, David Tracy glory days. 

N: I’m so glad I don’t care for any “professional” sports.

I think we’re inching away from acceptance, to be honest. In the 90s, movies like The Birdcage, Ms. Doubtfire and Too Wong Foo all featured drag as the main storyline, and they were all universally praised. Now? Swaths of right-wing conservatives want an entire boycott of Disney, accusing the company of “grooming…

Let me start off by saying that I don’t *need* a truck.

The Tyco Turbo Hopper. This was THE radio controlled car of 1987, and I was lucky enough to get one for my 9th birthday. I decided it would make its friends & family debut at a Cub Scout campout that summer. I drove it around for maybe 15 minutes before the batteries promptly died on me. Apparently, a disposable…

I can’t tell if you deliberately said Spin City instead of News Radio to highlight his refusal to check facts (I misremembered it too!), but I choose to believe in the best of humanity rather than the worst of it.

Have you seen the people that work at airports in the US? None of this is a surprise.

Soon his cult will be demanding an amendment to the constitution so he can run for president.

Had no clue who Joe Rogan was.

You need to open the windows of your van once in a while.

This Photoshop job makes me miss Torch.

The same people that brought us this sexy [roadster] concept that they refuse to build!? (Though it does look a bit dated now too)

Found the fanboy.

Beat me to it.

What are the odds this guy practices Eastwood’s “go ahead, make my day” in the mirror on a weekly basis?

Matthew Perry was NOT a great actor. He was NOT a great comedian. He was fine. He did the work. He struggled and he toiled. And he got wonderfully lucky when he stumbled across his gig in “Friends”.

If you don’t have a car or much money this will do. But pretty boring.

I yawn as I hit nice price. The definition of boring, but it’s boring at a price that makes really good sense if you’re looking for boring. Yawn.

I don’t think “cachet” matters when you’re buying a car for less than $4,000.